THE MAMMOTH MOTH APPROACHES!

I'm Tyler, which apparantly translates to "Embryonic Crusader" in the language of morons. I'm a junior in high school, and I feel like a twenty-five - maybe thirty year old. I'm tryin' to change that, and it's goin' alright I suppose. I only got on this thing 'cause of my sister in life, Sara Rachel Trauterman, but I'm staying for fuckyeahconor. I like every kind of music, just about every kind of movie, and I'm equally passionate about both mediums. I hate autobiographies (not sure why) and my favorite part of my life's story is every part that hasn't happened yet. On that note, here's to the future, to movies, to music, a good book, and to you. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you.

Posted on Sunday, 15 November 2009

Facebook

Is it just me, or do the best things on Facebook happen when you’re not online. I mean, when you are on, every single degenerate that you added out of pity or because you didn’t want the next day to be awkward is online and stinking up your life with comments about how “ur a fag” or “we shuld go see new moon tomorrow” (even though it comes out next week!). But when you’re off, all your mystical friends decide to hop on and make an aura of love and peace. Then you get comments like “Hey, we should go slay some dragons. ‘CAUSE I FUCKING HATE DRAGONS! :D” or “Hey, you looked sad at school. Cheer up, mmkay!” I wish the cool Facebook people were on when I’m on, I guess. ‘CAUSE I WANNA KILL SOME TWATTY DRAGONS!