THE MAMMOTH MOTH APPROACHES!

I'm Tyler, which apparantly translates to "Embryonic Crusader" in the language of morons. I'm a junior in high school, and I feel like a twenty-five - maybe thirty year old. I'm tryin' to change that, and it's goin' alright I suppose. I only got on this thing 'cause of my sister in life, Sara Rachel Trauterman, but I'm staying for fuckyeahconor. I like every kind of music, just about every kind of movie, and I'm equally passionate about both mediums. I hate autobiographies (not sure why) and my favorite part of my life's story is every part that hasn't happened yet. On that note, here's to the future, to movies, to music, a good book, and to you. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you.

Narrator: What are you doing?
Tyler Durden: Guys, what would you wish you'd done before you died?
Ricky: Paint a self-portrait.
The Mechanic: Build a house.
Tyler Durden: [to Narrator] And you?
Narrator: I don't know. Turn the wheel now, come on!
Tyler Durden: You have to know the answer to this question! If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?
Narrator: I don't know, I wouldn't feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. Come on!
Tyler Durden: Not good enough.

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