topherchris:
I’ve been using this shit for a month and not a single beautiful woman has raped me. WTF.
 I can’t help but claim that this person is an outlier. After it’s release of toiletries, AXE has singlehandedly increased the amount of rape perpetrated by females by 567.8%. Maybe he should be thinking about what he’s doing wrong.

topherchris:

I’ve been using this shit for a month and not a single beautiful woman has raped me. WTF.

 I can’t help but claim that this person is an outlier. After it’s release of toiletries, AXE has singlehandedly increased the amount of rape perpetrated by females by 567.8%. Maybe he should be thinking about what he’s doing wrong.

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    It’s because a lot of us actually don’t like it!
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    HAHAHAHA i actually like the smell of axe :>
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    HAHAHAHAHHA! MADE MY FUCKING DAY!
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    you must not use alot of it then, keep trying. dont give up!
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