Is it just me, or do the best things on Facebook happen when you’re not online. I mean, when you are on, every single degenerate that you added out of pity or because you didn’t want the next day to be awkward is online and stinking up your life with comments about how “ur a fag” or “we shuld go see new moon tomorrow” (even though it comes out next week!). But when you’re off, all your mystical friends decide to hop on and make an aura of love and peace. Then you get comments like “Hey, we should go slay some dragons. ‘CAUSE I FUCKING HATE DRAGONS! :D” or “Hey, you looked sad at school. Cheer up, mmkay!” I wish the cool Facebook people were on when I’m on, I guess. ‘CAUSE I WANNA KILL SOME TWATTY DRAGONS!
“I have no idea, dude. All i know is you can be uncertain about the future, but, if you’re unhappy with the present, it’s the only place to go.” - Zach Arnold
FUCK! DRUNKEN BEARS!! NOOOOOO!! - anonymous (but probably dead)
(via fytillyandthewall)
Oh my God! Conor was a total pimp when he was a kid! That’s 1, 2, 3 hos!
Waste of Paint is an awesome song.
“Thank you, please
but your flattery
is truly not
becoming me.
Your eyes are poor.
You’re blind.
You see,
no beauty could have come from me.
I’m a waste
of breath,
of space,
of time.”
Fight Club is officially a favorite movie of Sara Rachel Trauterman's. Why? 'Cause Tyler is awesome, that's why!
- Narrator: What are you doing?
- Tyler Durden: Guys, what would you wish you'd done before you died?
- Ricky: Paint a self-portrait.
- The Mechanic: Build a house.
- Tyler Durden: [to Narrator] And you?
- Narrator: I don't know. Turn the wheel now, come on!
- Tyler Durden: You have to know the answer to this question! If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?
- Narrator: I don't know, I wouldn't feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. Come on!
- Tyler Durden: Not good enough.
Things to Do with Your GF
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1. Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence
2. Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books
3. Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be embarrassed, and run off screaming “wocka wocka wocka.”
4. Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn’t really happen
5. Dress up as superherous and stop at least one petty crime “ie. jaywalking, littering….”
6. Build forts out of furniture and blankets, and wage war with paper airplanes.
7. Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down as you can, without them noticing.
8. Go to the airport, get the cheapest, soonest departing flight to anywhere when you show up, and stay there for a weekend.
9. Write a piece of fiction together. Outside at a cafe. Ask strangers when you get stuck.
10.Dress to the nines, pretend to be married, and test drive very expensive vehicles at an auto dealership.
11.Do the lamest tourist thing in your area that you have both secretly wanted to do forever. Have an unabashed good time!
12.In the middle of the night, drive to the beach, so you arrive just as the sun is rising. Have a breakfast picnic, then fall asleep together. Bring a sun umbrella.
13.Drive somewhere unknown and have dinner in a city you’ve never been to. With fake names.
14.Go to a minor league baseball game under the stars. Tell each other stories about how bad you are at athletics. Randomly cheer for both teams. Eat lots of Cracker Jacks.
15.Go around the city with sidewalk chalk and draw hearts with equations inside on random things
16.Walk around a city and perform short silent plays in front of security cameras
17.With camera and pair of boots, make photolog of a day in the life of the invisible man.
18.Walk around the city all night and find a place to eat breakfast at dawn
19.Go to a restraunt and convince the cook to create something completely new for you.
20.Rent a movie you’ve never seen before. Set on mute and improvise dialogue.
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter — tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther… And one fine morning ——
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
The Great Gatsby (via too-legit-to-quit)
Conor Oberst is such a great fellah. I wish he was my dad. I’d give him a hug and a high five and then he’d be happy instead supah emo!
